procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

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nagicmipples:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH MY BIRD AND THEN IT JUST STARTED HAVING LIKE A PANIC ATTACK AND LIKE LASHED OUT OMF I CANT BREATHE

nagicmipples:

I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH MY BIRD AND THEN IT JUST STARTED HAVING LIKE A PANIC ATTACK AND LIKE LASHED OUT OMF I CANT BREATHE

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whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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(Source: fierce-imaginings)

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heartenizing:

i was going through my photos and i found this omFG

heartenizing:

i was going through my photos and i found this omFG

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eristocrats:

kinicky:

the news broke

breaking news

eristocrats:

kinicky:

the news broke

breaking news

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fartgallery:

mylife-is-messed:

tiswagkaimalakies:

fartgallery:

people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds

αυτη την ονομασια την εκτιμας μονο αν ξερεις ελληνικα

Πραγματικά! ^

im scared

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OH MY GOD

lokinatasha:

nolifeonafridaynight:

IT SHAKES WHEN YOU DO ALT+CLICK TO REBLOG NOW.

IT. SHAKES.

LIKE A VOLCANO READY TO ERUPT.

LIKE PIKACHU PREPARING TO ATTACK.

LIKE A SMALL CHILD GETTING A SHIVER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

IT JUMPS OUT OF MY SCREEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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